The humid air of the greenhouse hung heavy, thick with the scent of damp earth and the quiet hum of the ventilation system. I was, as I often am, surrounded by frogs. Not the living, breathing kind, mind you. Those are in a separate, more secure enclosure. No, these were the observational subjects – the plush, the cuddly, the Squishmallow kind. My mission: to assess Wendy.

Frankly, I approached this undertaking with a hint of skepticism. My research primarily involves actual amphibians, not fluffy imitations. But, hey, someone’s got to understand the cultural significance, right?

First impression: Wendy squishes. That’s the entire point, isn’t it? The 7.5-inch size is decent, offering a satisfying amount of… well, squish. I pressed. I kneaded. I even, for research purposes only, tried to use her as a makeshift pillow. The material, a synthetic marshmallow-esque blend, is incredibly soft. It’s a vast improvement over those older beanbag plush toys, with their coarse, scratchy textures and inconsistent fill. No chance of a rogue bean escaping and ruining your whole day, which is a definite plus.

The stitching appears solid, although I did notice a very minor imperfection around one of her webbed feet. Hardly noticeable, but I’m a nitpicker. Likely wouldn’t even register for most users, especially given that Wendy will probably get launched across the room at some point.

Now, let’s talk aesthetics. Wendy’s design, with her bright green body, big, black eyes, and simple smile, is undeniably appealing. She doesn’t attempt a photo-realistic rendition. This isn’t meant to be a biology lesson. Instead, it’s a friendly face. A comforting presence. The fact that the design is relatively basic is actually a strength. You’re not paying for complex features, just delightful squish and a cute face.

Compared to, say, a Beanie Baby frog (remember those?), Wendy is less about collectible investment and more about sheer, unadulterated comfort. And that, in my professional opinion, has significant value.

So, who is this plush frog for? I’d say this: If you need a comforting companion, a travel buddy, or just something to squeeze when life gets… froggy, Wendy is a solid choice. Just be prepared to maybe, maybe, forgive that tiny stitch imperfection. Consider this review a qualified recommendation. Buy Wendy. She’s worth the squish.